Non-sequitur ad infinitum!



    Time for a change of pace.
  • Dorm - 10 September 2003
    lameduckie is on its last legs. Oh, and this entry contains 4-letter vocab.

  • Black Hills - 17 August 2003
    Buffalo mating season & cars do not mix.

  • GNUing It - 7 August 2003
    I've been taking a little pre-vacation vacation. Back later.

  • Art - 23 July 2003
    Summer is starting to burn me out.

  • Whoops - 18 July 2003
    If I ever tell you I'm a detail-oriented person, please laugh.

  • Zoom Zoom - 17 July 2003
    You never know what to expect.

  • Haskell Palindrome Tester - 8 July 2003
    Input and output shouldn't be considered 'side effects' in any kind of computer programming.

  • Chameleon - 4 July 2003
    I smell like gunpowder and bugspray. Happy birthday USA.

  • Hyperthreading - 1 July 2003
    I am stuck with Windows XP. Boo and hiss.

  • Eyewitness - 25 June 2003
    I don't see entire messages spelled phoentically very often.

  • Fireflies - 20 June 2003
    They were blanketing everything last night, so here's a goofy attempt to blanket your screen with them.

  • Outta Here - 16 June 2003
    From a historic "gettin outta here". To visit family and a candy expo of all things.

  • Regular Space - 13 June 2003
    Too bad the astronaut had his arm in the way.

  • TAR Rank - 4 June 2003
    I really don't care that much but it makes for a fun project.

  • DiskCatalog v3 - 3 June 2003
    Too sick to work, making the most of it again.

  • Pictures around Town - 23 May 2003
    Something like 85% of our brains are devoted to recognizing faces, so it was only a matter of time before this happened.

  • Life is Too Short... - 16 May 2003
    Well, I was probably the one cursing. Penguins are really very sanguine.

  • Spring - 13 May 2003
    Ah, the smell of fresh cut grass.

  • Baghdad Bob - 6 May 2003
    "There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!"

  • bfstats - 2 May 2003
    Still working on that K/D ratio.

  • Winamp Logger - 30 April 2003
    Why? Well, why not? I listen to lots of music (and this is my first featured DLL or plugin type thing).

  • Programming Contest - 15 April 2003
    The director said he thought I had it, but then I got hung up on Q5. Doh!

  • Higher Ed. - 14 April 2003
    We can only hope this guy eventually got a face full of 'chemical spray'.

  • Horrorscopes - 2 April 2003
    In homage to the horoscopes on The Onion.

  • V2 - 30 March 2003
    I constantly wonder where that roll of stickers went.

  • Screaming Turtle - 19 March 2003
    I used to treasure my stuffed turtle, Tim. He was neon-colored with Spock ears.

  • Avant Garde - 10 March 2003
    It just yanks all the images off this page.

  • The Fate Generator - 25 February 2003
    If you think you know how it works, drop me a line. I'll deny it.

  • High Rise - 24 February 2003
    Internet is so slow. So many people on Kazaa...

  • Sweet Dreams - 15 February 2003
    It breaks if you flip the mouse back and forth really fast.

  • Uncertainty - 7 February 2003
    I may not know what's troubling me, but I did just notice that most all the pages on this site have 2 </head> tags.

  • More Misc. - 5 February 2003
    Some lightheartedness - but don't look unless you can handle (non-graphic) dead animals.

  • STS-107 - 1 February 2003
    A reckoning for manned spaceflight. This is not the kind of entry I look forward to.

  • Cold - 15 January 2003
    When I go outside I turn into an elf: rosy pink nose and cheeks FROM THE FROSTBITE.

  • Overflight - 11 January 2003
    I dig airplanes in black.

  • Best Of 2002 - 31 December 2003
    My web empire grows. Although 'empire' is probably a little strong. How about 'quagmire'?

  • Tao Te Ching - 28 Dec 2002
    Never leave these sort of books laying around for me to find.

  • Wha...? Traffic? - 24 Dec 2002
    I must have gotten linked somewhere I'm not aware of. Merry Christmas for me.

  • Sunset - 30 Nov 2002
    This was neat and required little effort. I also added flowcharts.

  • Mo-Mo - 25 Nov 2002
    Just try and say 'no' to that face.

  • Something Strange - 24 Nov 2002
    Makes me want to look over my shoulder in dark parking lots.

  • No Hanging Chads - 6 November 2002
    I knew I was keeping this little elephant around for some occasion.

  • I Can Blog Too. - 5 November 2002
    Don't get too worked up, it's all fake.

  • ASM Tetroid - 31 October 2002
    I'm just grateful I don't have to drag myself out of bed at 7:30 to get to assembly class.

  • UT 2003 Shots - 30 October 2002
    Honestly, do you know anyone else who records their online victories and displays them so brazenly?

  • Misc. - 29 October 2002
    The Jeopardy parody on SNL always had a 'potpourri' category, so I deserve one too.

  • ¿ - 28 October 2002
    This despite my general anti-blog attitude. (More potpourri!)

  • Sorting with C/C++ - 21 October 2002
    The thumbnail has nothing to do with the entry for once.

  • Interstellar Travel - 9 October 2002
    Dream Experiment on hold because of this miserable virus.

  • Amazing Race - 2 October 2002
    Nothing like bathing in the warm rays of the tube.

  • Mixed Messages - 1 October 2002
    Everything else is covered with 'Vote for me for Homecoming King/Queen'.

  • Mind Reflection - 19 September 2002
    One more week down; here comes that Canadian air.

  • Unreal Tournament 2k3 - 17 September 2002
    This is really the only reason I've found to get faster hardware.

  • Gizmo - 6 September 2002
    This is certainly something you won't see too often.

  • eTunes - 5 September 2002
    Yes, it probably helps to be high while listening. Short of that, it will teach you patience.

  • Chemtrails - 30 August 2002
    If there is something going on, my personal vote is for weather control.

  • Free Space - 19 August 2002
    That is a lot of purple.

  • gla55pak.com '02 - 17 August 2002
    I got a new hard drive, which is good, because the old one sounded like a blender in my case.

  • Holey Moley - 6 August 2002
    Bill didn't do a very good job of losing money for the team.

  • Unmarked Helicopters - 12 July 2002
    This is also not the aforementioned more technical update, just easier to post.

  • Jedi Knight 2 Models - 11 July 2002
    This is not the aforementioned more technical update, but close.

  • Hard Candy - 9 July 2002
    See, it's not true that Kazaa keeps me from buying CDs. Slightly more technical and less capricious updates are on the way.

  • Mrs. Potter's Lullabye - 3 July 2002
    I am not a ferris-wheel junkie. Especially when you ride in baskets that spin nauseatingly around.

  • TicTacTutorial - 29 June 2002
    aka 'Simple Game Development with ClanLib 6.0'

  • Lewis and Clark - 19 June 2002
    It's a perfectly good piece of historical accounting. I bet you'd learn something.

  • Rainbow - 15 June 2002
    I'll admit it: when the weather sirens go off, the more primitive regions of my brain take over.

  • Asteroid Arena - 14 June 2002
    I've been bad, making updates there and not here.

  • Rest Area - 5 June 2002
    More compelling than the big granite veterans memorial at the same stop.

  • MSN Buster - 7 May 2002
    The next step is a program that closes that dialog before it pops up. (How Orwellian?)

  • Blowing Stuff Up - 5 May 2002
    The anonymous contributor promised photos of a freak show, but I suppose this will suffice.

  • Blakely Bridge - 3 May 2002
    You feel good to be over it (300words+).

  • board.pl - 2 May 2002
    May and it's still below 40 frickin degrees out.

  • More 9/11 - 1 May 2002
    Had some interesting shots kicking around (500kb+).

  • Stats For Me - 18 April 2002
    Tiahuanaco has nothing to do with it. Really.

  • Airplanes - 17 April 2002
    Remember, use image maps for detail. Don't model it in.

  • Pop-Up Prankster - 16 April 2002
    Something constructive rolled up with something anarchistic.

  • Anniversary - 13 April 2002
    1 year and 100 entries later.

  • Pooh - 12 April 2002
    With apologies to A. A. Milne.

  • Mohole - 4 April 2002
    Not quite finished.

  • R.I.P.S.Q - 2 April 2002
    They're dropping like flies.

  • When Memes Cross - 1 April 2002
    This isn't about the problems over there now. It's more important.

  • R.I.P.H.R.U. - 31 March 2002
    What can I say about March? I've been keeping busy.

  • The Golden Doughboy - 19 February 2002
    The car has the standard array of things wrong with it. They all go to 'character'.

  • Goodbye X-Files - 31 January 2002
    It could have died honorably years ago.

  • DoctorC++ - 20 January 2002
    Next game will be something new. I swear. (But it did get listed on the ClabLib links page!)

  • Best Of 2001 - 31 December 2001
    New Extremes of Self Indulgence

  • New And Improved - 5 December 2001
    Gets your whites whiter. Gets your brights brighter. Also catalogues all your files.

  • IT Revealed - 3 December 2001
    It sure beats the IT Mr. Garrison from South Park invented.

  • Down & Out - 5 October 2001
    It's a real shame, too. I coulda been someone.

  • High Times - 1 October 2001
    I still find my lava lamp entertaining without any dope.

  • Speak Out - 25 September 2001
    Exchange of tech: to take it with me and empart over my countrymen.

  • EEG - 24 September 2001
    I hope the technician didn't miss anything while she was on the phone with her boyfriend.

  • Fall - 18 September 2001
    The secondhand smoke is getting to me.

  • Tetroid - 7 August 2001
    You can be playing Tetris inside of 20 seconds.

  • Malaise - 6 August 2001
    I saw Planet of The Apes today. I wish I'd stayed in bed.

  • PETA - 4 August 2001
    Next thing I know, there'll be protesters at my door.

  • DoctorJava - 3 August 2001
    This is where my time has been going, I'll admit. If you liked Dr. Mario, you can't miss this. As seen on Freshmeat.net.

  • SwingAttaxx - 3 August 2001
    Talk about the backburner. Poor SwingAttaxx has languished in an unfinished but playable state.

  • MnTC - 24 June 2001
    Here's to Hawley's whacked out Freshman Engl. II.

  • Chick-Fil-A - 20 June 2001
    I can hardly contain myself just dreaming of it.

  • Twins Game - 18 June 2001
    I got a kick out of the big RC blimp that they flew around and dropped goodies from.

  • We Want - 14 June 2001
    Another entry into the annals of dumb advertising.

  • A'Le'Inn - 12 June 2001
    The Ritz it ain't, but worth a stop if you're in the neighborhood.

  • Mosquito - 10 June 2001
    Chalk up one for the good guys.

  • Grable - 7 June 2001
    Maybe it's a guy thing. Or maybe it's just creepy.

  • Macs - 27 May 2001
    Getting the cheaper chicken sandwich value meal makes me feel better about myself.

  • 4 Star - 25 May 2001
    Those poor people on the dais - they didn't have anyone to talk to over dinner.

  • Stupid Rain - 24 May 2001
    Not a particularly inspiring forecast.

  • Ashcroft - 18 May 2001
    Yes, Americans should be shielded from any and every kind of religous influence.

  • In Orbit 2 - 14 May 2001
    Today's entry is geeky but hypnotizing.

  • The Day The PT-40 Died - 13 May 2001
    The flying field north of here is normally used by drunk teenagers to spin donuts.

  • Unreal Tournament - 09 May 2001
    Lameduckie has lapsed into reruns already? With even more useless Java.

  • High Desert - 08 May 2001
    Who knew that a wasteland would make a good vacation?

  • *SU Speaks Out - 05 May 2001
    I stay out of the 'student union' as much as possible; here's why.

  • Trefoil - 04 May 2001
    I had no idea there was a right way to do this.

  • The GoGo Adventure - 03 May 2001
    It felt good, a shining beacon of irregularity in a regular world.

  • Recluse Anonymous - 02 May 2001
    How much is jest and how much is truth? My answer is yes, maybe, and tulips.

  • Enigma - 01 May 2001
    This probably won't be the last on this topic. Look for hard-hitting field investigations in the future.

  • 15 Years, 4 Days - 30 April 2001
    Nobody ever really accused me of having a healthy interest in these things.

  • 10 Frames of Idiocy - 27 April 2001
    1/2 Megabyte of near-transcendent stupidity in action. Pigs may not fly, but morons sure can.

  • In Orbit - 26 April 2001
    In honor of a new study showing that half of adult Americans don't know what the Earth revolves around...

    A link to the source is hidden somewhere on the page
  • Unreal Tournament - 25 April 2001
    See your favorite crazy excel at the game he loves to hate. With some useless Java.

  • Java Psychiatrist - 22 April 2001
    A fun little game of reflexes. Remember to take your pills.

  • GodSim - Bouncing People - 18 April 2001
    All those little people zinging around. Some are born and some will die. What will their fates be?

  • Teen Angst! - 17 April 2001
    Semi-sordid middle school tale of love, hate, and investigative semi-journalism.

  • An ode to NASA-TV - 16 April 2001
    I like trying to figure out what all those silly acronyms mean.

  • The Virtual Friend - 15 April 2001
    Wait a second - what if AOL and others have had this thing all along?

  • UFO Art - 14 April 2001
    The other students were a little frightened. It didn't get many popularity votes.

  • S.P.E.C.T.R.E - 13 April 2001
    Mister Bond, surely we can make a deal!