Welcome to the home page of SPECTRE (Special Executive for Counter-Intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge and Extortion) on the web! In this post cold-war era of unprecedented freedom, we remain a guiding light in the subversion of democracy and the eradication of all those who would stand in our way!

As you may know, we have suffered from some cutbacks in recent years so SPECTRE's vision has narrowed somewhat. Also, with the tragic, untimely death of our esteemed and courageous founder and leader Ernst Stavro Blofeld, our ranks have dwindled to only a handful of operatives around the globe. However, SPECTRE wisely invested in cereal-producing companies worldwide instead of 'sure-thing' Internet stocks and now is flush with breakfast market profits. With our newly-amassed fortunes, we will seek to destroy global institutions and introduce chaos to the wreched masses the world over!

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Thermonuclear Weapons are needed for SPECTRE's next terrorism project. Listed are the necessary specifications:
  • Two warheads (Delivery systems optional, there's always U-Haul.)
  • 20 Megaton Minimum Yield
  • Serial Numbers Intact (Look underneath the detonator casing on most Russian models)
  • Post 1975-vintage, fair condition will do.
It doesn't have to be red & black. We can paint it.

Note that we are willing to dig deep into SPECTRE's nearly limitless budget to obtain these deadly weapons of mass destruction, and we're also willing to to let the seller time-share our lovely seaside cottage in the Balkans, which also happens to be shielded from the massive amounts of fallout that can be expected.

The target of one of these ultimate weapons will obviously be New York City or Washington, DC. The second, however, needs to be a creative locality with the assurance of far greater destruction by means of flooding, landslide, eruption, or tidal wave. A poll will be posted online so you can vote for the location you most want annihilated. Check back soon!

-Agent E

Subversive miscreants were out in force last night outside this agent's living quarters around 0200 the night previous. On numerous occassions, he heard what sounded like gunshots and mortar rounds being appropriately fired at the higher educational institution of misery that this agent attends. He later realized, however, that these were amateurs firing off bottle rockets and firecrackers.

It disturbs this agent that such a clear lack of imagination and purpose was displayed by these hooligans. Their ineptitude serves to remind me what a valuable institution SPECTRE really is. Chaos, on all levels, is truly a rare art form in this day and age.

-Agent E

Huzzah and cheers are in order for our Chinese comrades! This pilot's brave self-sacrifice succeeded in creating an international incident of grandiose proportions! It will serve as a perfect example for the new, dire projects that SPECTRE will undertake beginning in the new future!

Take your hands off the stick for just one second, and..

-Agent E


SPECTRE Homepage now online. It is my sincere hope that it will begin a rebirth of this organization to bring it to new heights.

On a more personal note, as if in response to this new project, this site webmaster's educational superiors have began a sadistic spree of work-assignments and grueling knowledge assessments. I hope these physics and communications skills prove beneficial when this agent's talents are called upon in action.

The physics commandant in particular seems bent on confusion and fear as a method of instruction, and while I believe that he might be beneficial if recruited to the cause, I cannot help but feel him too devious to be trusted.

-Agent E
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