The man asked for a collage, so I gave him one. Got a '90' because it lacked 'focus'.

I really just wanted to use up a few of those anti-alien stickers, though. I sent a few stamps and they sent me a roll of 1000. There's only so many 'O's' to cover up on drive-through speakers.

If you're really twisted and enjoy this a lot, you can get a massive (1.7m) version here. You cannot see the original because I tore it up after writing this. As practice, you know. It was not easy! Scroll down for the after shot.

Before:
what kind of nightmare-scape is this?


Sir, this lacks focus.

After:
this is a real collage

The date on the back: 11/21/00
The class was: Intro to Art with Mr. Mason