Suspect Identification Form

No one really understood why I found this so fascinating and funny. Maybe it's the smirk on the guy's face or the wide selection of armorment. (I swear the sheet looks like the 'load-out' screen from the original X-Com. Anyone else play that game?)

Besides, who is going to remember what belt-buckle this person is wearing, unless the thing is the size of Texas?

This disturbing example of crime leads to another question, is Cookie Monster a race unto himself? How does that work?