This is Not a Blog

Let's get things straight. This is Not a Blog. Although no one has accused me of it yet (because only about three people know it exists), I can hear it coming. A Blog requires the pretentiousness to believe that people want to know what is happening with you. To believe that people want to listen to what you have to say. To believe they have an emotional investment in whether or not you die in a fiery, anhydrous ammonia-spewing train wreck. Barring that, they're mostly irritating and insipid.

This site requires nothing from you. You can choose to click on an icon and enjoy or you can choose to print it out and use it as bird-cage lining. You can choose to be amused by the general silliness or convinced you're wasting your life away sitting in front of an inanimate object.


I bear no responsibility for the above Photoshopping, but I still think it's grand. (Aero, WOo!)