You're Playing You Now


And it's not easy. It should be noted that lameduckie does not dance. (This should be considered a fundamental constant, like c or u₀.) There are many reasons for this, like a 'lack of groove' and general stiffness. There are also certain emotional issues that it brings up he's unwilling to deal with.

Let's face it - just because humans tend to wiggle around in a pseudo-intimate or pseudo-sexual fashion as a method of attraction doesn't mean that they have to or are naturally proficient at it. And speaking of playing the part, it doesn't fit. It doesn't work. Don't try.

So why the acrimony? Is he afraid of letting his hair down? Who cares. I don't think he does.